![]() No matter how many movies get added to this braindead series, it will always be amusing that Breslin’s team approaches building a jail like they’re designing a theme park, as if the whole “cement room with metal bars on the door” concept is suddenly obsolete now that people have iPhones. The “Cube 2: Hypercube” of the “Escape Plan” trilogy - a third installment is already in the can - “Hades” once again hinges on beefcake entrepreneur Ray Breslin (Stallone), whose small Atlanta firm designs inescapable prisons for anyone who has the money to pay them. Where to Watch This Week’s New Movies, from ‘Passages’ to ‘TMNT: Mutant Mayhem’ He chose to stay home and tweet about Trump instead of humiliating himself for a small paycheck - we should all be so privileged. Not even Arnold Schwarzenegger, who faced off against Stallone in the first one, could have rescued this from abject boredom. A direct-to-video sequel to a 2013 action movie that you probably didn’t see (its meager domestic box office was offset by huge international returns), “Hades” might boast some decent star power, but there isn’t a celebrity in the world who could save this bargain bin nonsense from feeling like a bootlegged ripoff of its own franchise. ![]() Titus Welliver shows up as an ultra-serious bad guy who insists that his victims call him “The Zookeeper.”Īnd that’s it.That employee is played by Jaime King, an actress who continues to make everything she’s in at least a little bit better.The film immediately cuts away the moment that Stallone begins to creep on one of his employees.At one point, Bautista walks by a marquee for Idina Menzel while wearing an outfit that can only be described as “Pitbull cos-play.”. ![]()
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